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What u Know About Me

September 14th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

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Hot off the Presses is my latest track “What u Know About Me” which is the first song that I recorded on Lex Brown production in a minute.
Download Here —> What u Know About Me

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Nino Punchlines & Philosopha Performing “Finish” and “I Don’t Care” at Murphys 9-3

September 8th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Shout out to Number 2 and White Jesus for holding me and Philosopha down by allowing us to rock the stage at Murphys on September 3rd. The crowd was CRAZY and were giving us good energy during our entire set. Here is the footage of us performing “Finish” and “I Don’t Care” off of our mixtape Nightmare on Lexington Street which you can get for free on my site by clicking CD cover to the right of the page. Leave some comments to tell me what you think.

Be sure to subscribe to my Youtube Channel www.youtube.com/NinoPunchlines to stay up to date with my latest footage.
Also Be sure to follow Phillosopha on Twitter at Twitter.com/Philosopha
and check out his music at Reverbnation.com/Philosopha

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“Do You” at Murphy’s Pub for Championship Sundays

September 8th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Shout out to all the people who came out to my show at Murphys. It was packed up in there so I appreciate that. The Woods was in the Building that night! For all of the people that missed out here is the footage of me performing Do You during me and Philosopha’s set. Drop Comments cause I love feedback!

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If you are looking to book me for a show Email me at NinoPunchlines@yahoo.com
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Nino Says at the Tini Martini 8-8

September 7th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

The show at the Tini Martini went extremely well. The other acts were dope and Snewty.com did a great job at putting the show together! This is my Footage for Nino Says at the Tini Martini.

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Do You at the Tini Martini 8-8-10

September 6th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Sorry I am so late on posting this on the site but here is my performance of Do You at the Tini Martini. Shout Out to all of the Good People at Snewty.com who held me down!

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Wackest Lines I ever heard Volume 1

August 12th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

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This was a hit on my myspace page * http://myspace.com/ninopunchlines * so I decided to bring it over to NinoPunchlines.com

Ladies and Gentleman. It is time for a very special event which is the Wackest Lines I’ve ever heard Vol 1. Here you will find some of the dumbest examples of lyricism known to man. Please do not be angry if you are on this list. Just step your game up. So without no further adieu lets meet today’s inductees.

“I’ll treat you like Milk I’ll do nothin but spoil you” – Lil Flip
First off why would you spoil your milk? Does he know something that the rest of us don’t know? This line would get enshrined to the wack hall of fame

“Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher cuz i stay so hard you can suck me for a long time Oh My God”-D4L
They are part of the reason I don’t really listen to the radio anymore.

“I gotta work at it/ Like a crack addict up in rehab”- Bow Wow
This dude got the nerves to say he is one of the hottest rappers in the game and he comes out with this doo doo juice???

“treat u like u from milwaukee and send u green bay packin.” and “If you ain’t from Russia, then why you rushin”-Nelly
Well I don’t really expect much from Nelly but these lines smell like Deebo’s Draws from Friday

“I’m a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes”
-Nelly
Toes are Pedicured not Manicured!

“you my boo like usher and alicia keys”- tony yayo
Damn Yayo I can see why your album flopped harder than Bone Crusher and Fat Joe having a Cannon Ball Contest at the Pool

“I’m like the hammer that you hold in your hand… I make Hits”-NORE
Nothing to say here

“I like ‘em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/ Japanese, Chinese or even Asian”- Chingy
This just goes to show what a good St. Louis education can do for you.

“All that loud talkin’, lyin’, save that shit for ya mammy / sounds like blah blah blah blah blah blah / I’m more like uhuh, okay, whassup, shutup”-Trina
Hey at least she has a nice ass

“Pour you milk with my Cocoa Puffs; milky,milky, Cocoa Puffs!”-Will.I.AM
What the hell is wrong with him!

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake”-50 Cent
And this fool had the nerve to kick Ja Rule out of the game only to replace him.

“I’ll leave you holey holey, you’ll say holey moley”-Cam’Ron
LOL

“I woke up out that coma in 2001, bout the same time dre dropped 2001″-Game
That would have been a hot line unfortunately Dre’s album didn’t drop in 2001

And just so you won’t think I’m picking on average to bad rappers here are some rappers that should know better.

“You’re the type of guy that gets suspicious/ I’m the type of guy that says pudding is delicious”-LL Cool J
Classic line from the GOAT

“You look so good, i’d suck your daddy’s Dick”-Biggie
Damn even the King of New York isn’t exempt

“2 plus 2, it equals 4, this is some shit that could last forever more”-Snoop
Damn Snoop what happened?

And these next artists have earned themselves a lifetime achievement award for wack lines. I present to you No Limit

I stay with cannons like I was part of Nick’s family
-Silkk the Shocker

“I’m from the city thats shaped like a boot, and niggaz is banking and I aint talking about hoops” – Master P
New Orleans is not shaped like a boot, the STATE of Louisianna is.

“You the Captain, I’m the crunch, I got the dinner, you got the Lunch”-Master P

“If you don’t bring back my mother fuckin money or my mother fuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain’t gon even see new years”
Okay did Master P realize that New Years comes after Christmas?

“We play Football she got the pad and cushion, I ain’t Bill Cosby but I love Jello Puddin”-Master P

To conclude everyone makes wack lines from time to time including myself. But it is our job to tell one another that it is a wack line. If not the game will continue to push out D4L after D4L until Fabo is looked up to like Rakim. This has been a Nino Punchlines publication

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Nino Punchlines Performing on August 8th and on September 3rd

July 29th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Just wanted to spread the word that you can catch Mr. Primetime Grind perform on August 8th at the Tini Martini (2169 Milwaukee Ave). I will also be performing once again along side Philosopha at Murphys (7414 W. Madison) for 6 Rings Entertainment’s Championship Fridays on September 3rd. The price for the show on Sep. 3rd is $5 to get in. I don’t know what the price is for my show at the Tini Martini. I will post more info as soon as I get more details. If you have never seen one of my shows expect PLENTY of ENERGY and a few laughs along the way.

Also don’t forget to Download Nightmare on Lexington Street Nightmare on Lexington Street
And to follow me on Twitter

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Nino Punchlines & Philosopha performing Explosive & I Don’t Care

July 10th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Shout out to Number 2, White Jesus and the whole Six Rings Camp for holding us down at Murphy’s for Championship Fridays. This is me and Philosopha’s performance of “Explosive” and “I Don’t Care” featured on the Nightmare on Lexington Street Vol. 1 mixtape. Downloadable @ Datpiff.com – Dudegotbars.com – Chistateofmind.com – & here—->

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The Epidemic of Swag

July 10th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

I originally made this article for ChiGround.com

Every few years in hip hop a new trend takes over the industry. This new style, phrase, or ideology starts out as fresh and refreshing. Then after all of the cool people use it, it gets prostituted out by the “Mr. Me Too” crowd. After that, the new trend goes Hollywood all the way to the point that old people use it to try to look hip. Think I’m lying? Whatever happened to the Crunk Movement? (Sorry Lil John Crunk is dead) If you walk around with a throwback jersey now you will look lamer than someone who rocks P. Miller gear from Wal-Mart. What is hot one minute usually get stale the next. Sadly the new problem in hip hop is the term “Swag” and everything that goes with it.

Now before I go in on this I want to note it is nothing wrong with having a swagger in what you do. The Dictionary defines swagger as strutting around in a proud way or to brag boastfully about personal accomplishments. I think swagger is a mixture of charisma and the ability to trend set. Going by those two definitions Jay-Z has swagger. Bill Gates has swagger. Honestly even George Jefferson has swagger, I mean he did have the meanest strut on television. Those people are examples of people how made their own path. Swagger should be about how you stand out from everyone else. Swagger is the ability to make things cool when no one is doing it. It should not matter if other people think you got swag or not. Swagger is natural. If you have to tell somebody that you have swag then you probably don’t. Telling yourself that you have swag in the mirror five times does not mean you will have swag. This is not Candy Man. Swagger when used right should display your uniqueness. It should not mean look and act exactly like your favorite rapper on TV.

What is worse than that is all of the people that now judge Rap Artist by how much “Swag” they have instead of how good their music is. As Grade A of the Cartel (TMC) says, Swag is not a talent! I was at one show recently where the artists had a swag competition. How can you have a swagger competition? This movement has gotten so bad that people connect swagger with a person’s outfit. The next time you compliment a man’s swagger ask yourself this question. “Am I really judging another grown man by the way he is wearing his clothes?” I like most of Kanye West’s music but that does not mean I’m about to wear extra medium shirts and jeans because of it. That looks suspect in my book. You should not be worried about how another man dress. Not even the term “No Homo” can protect you from that “Pro Homo” activity.

Now please don’t get it twisted, I am not saying don’t use the word swag. Just know what it means when you use the phrase. If you do you will realize it is getting played out like people saying “getting Jiggy with it.” I know plenty of artists who use the phrase swagger and are good friends of mines. I just think that it is getting over used. You can have swag without having to say the word. Let the phrase breath. Think of it this way, if everyone in the world says they have swag wouldn’t that make your swag watered down?

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Update 7/10

July 10th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 
Twitter.com/NinoPunchlines

Twitter.com/NinoPunchlines

I would just like to thank everyone on the Net and on the Street for supporting “Nightmare on Lexington Street.” We are not done pushing it however. Be on the lookout for some extras for the project and maybe even a video or two for some of the songs on the Project. You can download Nightmare by going here

Also I am currently writing plenty of music for different projects some of which will be released next week. I plan on having a few mini projects to build up anticipation for my “EP” Habitual Line Stepper. At the moment I am looking for production so if you have heat by all means holla at me by dropping a line at NinoPunchlines@yahoo.com

Be on the look out for some new Performance Videos from me in the next few days as well.

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