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Philosopha – What You Want Directed by Nino Punchlines

November 21st, 2012    Posted in Uncategorized
 

The hood banger from Philosopha’s upcoming Streets of Chicago Vol. 3

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Dusting off the Cobwebs!!!

November 21st, 2012    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Sorry about not updating the site but I have been busy working on my upcoming Project “Ratchet in Chiraq.” This Mixtape will be well worth the wait!!! I have also been Directing videos for Philosopha!!! Follow him on Twitter —> Philosopha

Stay tuned because I will be posting new stuff frequently!!!!

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What u Know About Me

September 14th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

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Hot off the Presses is my latest track “What u Know About Me” which is the first song that I recorded on Lex Brown production in a minute.
Download Here —> What u Know About Me

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Nino Punchlines & Philosopha Performing “Finish” and “I Don’t Care” at Murphys 9-3

September 8th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Shout out to Number 2 and White Jesus for holding me and Philosopha down by allowing us to rock the stage at Murphys on September 3rd. The crowd was CRAZY and were giving us good energy during our entire set. Here is the footage of us performing “Finish” and “I Don’t Care” off of our mixtape Nightmare on Lexington Street which you can get for free on my site by clicking CD cover to the right of the page. Leave some comments to tell me what you think.

Be sure to subscribe to my Youtube Channel www.youtube.com/NinoPunchlines to stay up to date with my latest footage.
Also Be sure to follow Phillosopha on Twitter at Twitter.com/Philosopha
and check out his music at Reverbnation.com/Philosopha

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“Do You” at Murphy’s Pub for Championship Sundays

September 8th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Shout out to all the people who came out to my show at Murphys. It was packed up in there so I appreciate that. The Woods was in the Building that night! For all of the people that missed out here is the footage of me performing Do You during me and Philosopha’s set. Drop Comments cause I love feedback!

Be sure to subscribe to my Youtube Channel www.youtube.com/NinoPunchlines to stay up to date with my latest footage.
If you are looking to book me for a show Email me at NinoPunchlines@yahoo.com
Reverbnation.com/Ninopunchlines

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Nino Says at the Tini Martini 8-8

September 7th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

The show at the Tini Martini went extremely well. The other acts were dope and Snewty.com did a great job at putting the show together! This is my Footage for Nino Says at the Tini Martini.

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Do You at the Tini Martini 8-8-10

September 6th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Sorry I am so late on posting this on the site but here is my performance of Do You at the Tini Martini. Shout Out to all of the Good People at Snewty.com who held me down!

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Wackest Lines I ever heard Volume 1

August 12th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

FAIL

FAIL


This was a hit on my myspace page * http://myspace.com/ninopunchlines * so I decided to bring it over to NinoPunchlines.com

Ladies and Gentleman. It is time for a very special event which is the Wackest Lines I’ve ever heard Vol 1. Here you will find some of the dumbest examples of lyricism known to man. Please do not be angry if you are on this list. Just step your game up. So without no further adieu lets meet today’s inductees.

“I’ll treat you like Milk I’ll do nothin but spoil you” – Lil Flip
First off why would you spoil your milk? Does he know something that the rest of us don’t know? This line would get enshrined to the wack hall of fame

“Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher cuz i stay so hard you can suck me for a long time Oh My God”-D4L
They are part of the reason I don’t really listen to the radio anymore.

“I gotta work at it/ Like a crack addict up in rehab”- Bow Wow
This dude got the nerves to say he is one of the hottest rappers in the game and he comes out with this doo doo juice???

“treat u like u from milwaukee and send u green bay packin.” and “If you ain’t from Russia, then why you rushin”-Nelly
Well I don’t really expect much from Nelly but these lines smell like Deebo’s Draws from Friday

“I’m a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes”
-Nelly
Toes are Pedicured not Manicured!

“you my boo like usher and alicia keys”- tony yayo
Damn Yayo I can see why your album flopped harder than Bone Crusher and Fat Joe having a Cannon Ball Contest at the Pool

“I’m like the hammer that you hold in your hand… I make Hits”-NORE
Nothing to say here

“I like ‘em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/ Japanese, Chinese or even Asian”- Chingy
This just goes to show what a good St. Louis education can do for you.

“All that loud talkin’, lyin’, save that shit for ya mammy / sounds like blah blah blah blah blah blah / I’m more like uhuh, okay, whassup, shutup”-Trina
Hey at least she has a nice ass

“Pour you milk with my Cocoa Puffs; milky,milky, Cocoa Puffs!”-Will.I.AM
What the hell is wrong with him!

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake”-50 Cent
And this fool had the nerve to kick Ja Rule out of the game only to replace him.

“I’ll leave you holey holey, you’ll say holey moley”-Cam’Ron
LOL

“I woke up out that coma in 2001, bout the same time dre dropped 2001″-Game
That would have been a hot line unfortunately Dre’s album didn’t drop in 2001

And just so you won’t think I’m picking on average to bad rappers here are some rappers that should know better.

“You’re the type of guy that gets suspicious/ I’m the type of guy that says pudding is delicious”-LL Cool J
Classic line from the GOAT

“You look so good, i’d suck your daddy’s Dick”-Biggie
Damn even the King of New York isn’t exempt

“2 plus 2, it equals 4, this is some shit that could last forever more”-Snoop
Damn Snoop what happened?

And these next artists have earned themselves a lifetime achievement award for wack lines. I present to you No Limit

I stay with cannons like I was part of Nick’s family
-Silkk the Shocker

“I’m from the city thats shaped like a boot, and niggaz is banking and I aint talking about hoops” – Master P
New Orleans is not shaped like a boot, the STATE of Louisianna is.

“You the Captain, I’m the crunch, I got the dinner, you got the Lunch”-Master P

“If you don’t bring back my mother fuckin money or my mother fuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain’t gon even see new years”
Okay did Master P realize that New Years comes after Christmas?

“We play Football she got the pad and cushion, I ain’t Bill Cosby but I love Jello Puddin”-Master P

To conclude everyone makes wack lines from time to time including myself. But it is our job to tell one another that it is a wack line. If not the game will continue to push out D4L after D4L until Fabo is looked up to like Rakim. This has been a Nino Punchlines publication

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Nino Punchlines Performing on August 8th and on September 3rd

July 29th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Just wanted to spread the word that you can catch Mr. Primetime Grind perform on August 8th at the Tini Martini (2169 Milwaukee Ave). I will also be performing once again along side Philosopha at Murphys (7414 W. Madison) for 6 Rings Entertainment’s Championship Fridays on September 3rd. The price for the show on Sep. 3rd is $5 to get in. I don’t know what the price is for my show at the Tini Martini. I will post more info as soon as I get more details. If you have never seen one of my shows expect PLENTY of ENERGY and a few laughs along the way.

Also don’t forget to Download Nightmare on Lexington Street Nightmare on Lexington Street
And to follow me on Twitter

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Nino Punchlines & Philosopha performing Explosive & I Don’t Care

July 10th, 2010    Posted in Uncategorized
 

Shout out to Number 2, White Jesus and the whole Six Rings Camp for holding us down at Murphy’s for Championship Fridays. This is me and Philosopha’s performance of “Explosive” and “I Don’t Care” featured on the Nightmare on Lexington Street Vol. 1 mixtape. Downloadable @ Datpiff.com – Dudegotbars.com – Chistateofmind.com – & here—->

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